Thursday, February 25, 2010

2010 NRL Season Preview - Gold Coast Titans

The Titans recruit magnificently and have been willing to give players who've been burnt by indiscretions (some justified, some not) a second chance. In fact their starting 13 should like this:


Follow the link if you haven’t read their stories.

1. Todd Carney
2. Bronx Goodwin
3. Arana Taumata
4. Reni Maitua
5. Brett Stewart
6. Greg Bird
7. Brett Seymour
8. Joel Clinton
9. Jake Friend
10. Nate Myles
11. Michael Crocker
12. Willie Mason
13. Trevor Thurling

Imagine this team's end of season drinks. Seriously, just picture it for a minute......... You see debauchery and mayhem? Same here.

Moving on. Let's chime in to the Titans back-line and run on to the positives for season 2010.

With the kind of outside backs at his disposal this year, Scott Prince can make any football fantasy come true. Arguably the best halfback in the competition over the past 3 years and the emotional leader of this young club.

Best 7 in the game?

William Zillman is a star in waiting. I remember watching him as a halfback in the lower grades a few years ago. He came up to Sydney for a semi final with the Raiders and tore the opposition to shreds with Bronx Goodwin at fullback. They were lethal. Poor Raiders.

By gum the Titans will be entertaining. Joseph Tomane will add more attacking options and Greg Bird is about to have the season of his life. Just on that, remember Bird's form before his dramas began? Sizzling. Now he is playing outside Prince to form a combination that could prove to be the best scrum base in the NRL.

Non-Sydney teams have a knack of showing unity.

Still some questions to ask though.

Will Nathan Friend average 145 tackles a game this year? Probably
Are their fowards up for the challenge with limited depth? remains to be seen.
How will Sharks fans welcome Greg Bird when the Titans travel to Toyota Park? We'll find out in round 25.
Will Brad Meyers win another facial hair growing competition? If he can bring this nasty bastard back for 2010, then absolutely.
Will the rabid Robina crowd from last year's semi against the Broncos turn up again this year? Hope so - you could feel the atmosphere right through the TV that night.

Frothing at the mouth.

Tip - Disciplined, united and exciting. That combination deserves a semi final spot and they will get one.
X Factor – Greg Bird. Is about to have the best season of his career.
Premiership odds - $11.00. Absolutely worth a shot and a trip to Wet and Wild with the winnings.
Breakout season - David Mead. Not just a quick outside back. Has a chance to become a weapon in 2010.

Monday, February 22, 2010

2010 NRL Season Preview - Newcastle Knights

The 2010 Newcastle Knights have the 'appearance' of a good footy team.

Jarrod Mullen is one of the NRL's best halfbacks, Cory Paterson is a force. They dont have the distraction of Danny Wicks trying to 'do business' at training. Their forward pack has some sting and they have the "spine" to play quality footy with Isaac De Gois and possibly Scott Dureau in the 9 and 6 positions respectively.
In addition, Kurt Gidley is a warrior and one of this blogs favourite 1st graders and finally, their cheerleaders are famous.

Another Hawkins? Knights 1st graders hope so.

It’s all good in the Hunter. Unfortunately something lurks beneath the surface that questions Newcastle's position as a contender in 2010. It could be depth in the playing roster. Historically they have not recovered well from injuries and their form has suffered.

Personally, I tend to think the problem this year will be the playing surface at Energy Australia Stadium.

It seems to be covered with some strange white powder that makes the Novocastrians do crazy things. D. Wicks must have had a few holes in his pockets and the old 'home ground advantage' doesn’t instil the same fear in opponents as it used to.



Where did I leave that other bag?

This raises many questions:
Is the position of curator for the Knights' home ground the most sought after job in Newcastle? Must be.
Is Junior Sau doing his best Elvis impersonation in this profile photo? Surely, and we all know how Elvis died.
Can I make any more jokes about drugs and/or Danny Wicks? No. I've run out of steam already.
Will Jarrod Mullen play a full season? The Knights’ success depends on it.
Is Constantine Mika the owner of the greatest name in 1st grade? No doubt, and judging by his favourite movie on this player profile, there is a softer side to the big fella.

"pink elephants all over the place!!!!"

Tip - All jokes aside, this team looks fantastic on paper and is a massive chance to make the playoffs.
X Factor – Cory Paterson. A weapon when he is in form and looks ready to go this year.
Premiership odds - $26.00 - If I had any large wads of cash hidden in my house, I would have a punt on them. (seems I had enough left for one more)
Breakout season - Junior Sau. Established himself as a solid 1st grader in 2009 but I think he goes one step further this year and becomes one of the most lethal centres in the game. Also, keep an eye on Rodney Mason in the under 20s competition.

2010 NRL Season Preview - Manly Sea Eagles

Captain Jamie Lyon.
Has a nice ring to it, yes?
No.

For all NSW Origin supporters who had to watch an imbecilic selection committee pick this bloke to represent our state, we wish manly all the best (or do we?). He didn’t want to play origin, saw it as a chore and showed no pride in the blue jersey: Fine, that’s his prerogative - who am I to judge the bloke?... but how could the selectors pick him knowing all this?

I pray that Manly fans do not have to deal with this potential slap in the face and that Jamie Lyon maintains his commitment to your team.

Trust issues?

Then again, maybe I dont. As a league fan there are two things I must do, 1) hate Manly and 2) never break the time honoured tradition of hating Manly.

Moving on, the eagles could find things difficult this year. An intense coach and willing forward pack will win them a few games but obviously there will be some teething problems at the halfback position.

Outside of this dilemma, other questions remain:
Will Brett Stewart end up playing touch footy during exercise time in Block D? Hope not.

The Eagles are 10 points a game worse off without this bloke.

Have any league fans other than myself felt slightly unwelcome at Brookvale Oval? Those of us who have made the trip to brooky will know the answer to this. For readers who haven’t.... It’s dark and angry and no place for anyone living outside the insular peninsular.
Will Steve Matai be able to pull himself away from filming the movie version of The Hair Bear Bunch? Judging by this profile picture, no.
Will the Wolfman be smiling like this when he gets picked for NSW again this year? I hope so, because there will be pressure from many a jaded blues fan.

"I just found a chicken wing in my beard"

Tip - Off field distractions plus blooding a new halfback means they miss the eight.
X Factor – George Rose. He looked fantastic in the All-Stars match and their pack needs plenty of go-forward for a new halfback to have any success.
Premiership odds - $13.00 - I'm sure that the Northern Beaches folk aren’t pinching pennies: so have a crack people.
Breakout season - Will Hopoate. We've been hearing great things about this kid for ages and I can’t wait to watch him play.

Friday, February 19, 2010

2010 NRL Season Preview - South Sydney Rabbitohs

Defence? Great
Hooker? Good
Halves? Better than most
Fullback? Solid

This usually means a recipe for success. But not for Souths.

The Bunnies' 2010 season starts and finishes with the potential of John Sutton. He is 6' 3", weighs 100kg and has all the skills. However, there seems to be something missing. Sutton waits for the football in stead of chasing it.... He only looks interested every once in a while instead of 80 minutes every week.

Souths will make the semi finals if three things happen 1) John Sutton realises his potential 2) they play without the pressure of 100 years of great tradition and 3) they finish 8th or higher.


Tradition = success?

Tradition is probably the hardest thing about playing for Souths. It's certainly also the hardest thing about being friends with a Souths fan. I hear plenty about the most successful and famous club in history and owners of probably the most inspirational resurrection story since the New Testament. Unfortunately this doesn't help your 5th tackle options.

Crawl out from under the boulder of history, release the squirrel grip of tradition, loosen the noose of pressure, and put some cream on the haemorrhoid of expectation. You will see Sutton and other types who have struggled to find form every week, suddenly play with the freedom that can carry Souths to the top 8.

The Rabbitohs faithful might need some cream...

 
and here's my recommendation.

So, moving on from the bunnies rectal issues - the questions still remain:

Will Sam Burgess be able to handle the target painted on his forehead after announcing himself as a star in the Indigenous match? 26 rounds in the NRL will be hard for him.
Will Souths' outside backs see the ball at all this year? Jury is still out
Will there be a fight in next week's Charity Shield? I certainly hope so
Will Chris Sandow and Mick Ennis renew acquaintances in round 4 this year? If I'm lucky, they will. Check out this link to some good fun from last year’s encounter.

Tip - John Lang squeezes them into 7th or 8th.
X Factor – J. Sutton.
Premiership odds - $11.00 - Ridiculous. Someone in the betting agencies around Australia must think Souths are a chance. However, if you’ve ever read previous posts on this blog you'll know I'm not one to argue with bookies.
Breakout season - Malcolm Webster. None were more entertaining in the 2009 NYC. I hope he gets a run.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

2010 NRL Season Preview - Cronulla Sharks

Below email was sent to me from a long suffering Sharks fan (a phrase too often used but never more appropriate than for Cronulla supporters).


"Reece Williams Mr nice guy has to perform. Leave him in the second row no more boring centres please.
Blake Ferguson and Dean Collis have the spark to score points. Maybe a few more scores over 20 points would be nice.
Forward pack have to work together to give Anthony Tupou a chance to attack.
Paul Aiton has to be creative so they are not looking for Gallen every third tackle.
Hopefully talent spotting has improved with Albert Kelly. Not another Karlos Falinga.
Barrett only needs an average half back. Hopefully we can find one. (Has he forgotten about John Morris?)
Douglas to stay in front row Snowden to play well but two more are required.
And Covell... If he captains one more game I may walk away."
Many thanks to my mate Rod for this.

                        Sharks fans seem to think Tupou is their only hope.
Questions:
Will Ricky Stuart destroy any attacking flair in Albert Kelly? A student of history would say yes.
Will anyone north of Tom Ugly's Bridge get into Shark Park without being frisked by the shire's finest? Not likely.


On one side - The Gaza Strip. On the other side - Shark Park


What round will Cronulla finally score more than 14 points in a game this year? Betting suspended.
Will Jack Afamasaga remain one of this blogs favourite footy players? Absolutely.


Afamasaga is looking for a huge 2010

Tip - With a brand new 9, 7 and 1 it will take them months to gel. They miss the eight but their spirit and aggression is a site to behold.
X Factor - Blake Ferguson. Not to add the pressure of potential but he is good.
Premiership odds - $41.00 - longest odds at this stage. If you are thinking of betting on the Sharks, perhaps you should spend the money on a Southern Cross tattoo instead??
Breakout season - Jason Bukuya. Has come through NYC and some first grade experience in 2009. Tough Kid.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

2010 NRL Season Preview - Canberra Raiders

Every time I think of the Canberra Raiders, I think of David Furner's punch that dropped Shane Webcke in Origin, 2000.


If the raiders team in 2010 could show the same spirit and urgency at away games, they would be a top 6 calibre team every year. I must be the millionth person to point this out, and I must be the millionth person to point out that I've pointed this out.

Moving on... The team from our nation’s capital will be relying heavily on their few experienced players to lead a group mostly made of youngsters. Terry Campese is an inspirational number 6 for them and will lead from the front, hopefully get into another fight with Dean Young, play city v country, and perhaps the NSW selectors will give him another shot at Origin. However I doubt that Bob Fulton and co will consider this since they have a revolving door policy when it comes to NSW halves, but don't get me started. Campese will be worth it one day if they give him a chance.

                                                   Campo is a crowd favourite at Bruce.

Alan Tongue should now be mentioned in the same breath as Nathan Hindmarsh but never will because coaches continue to move him around the park. I think he was playing 7 and 9 at one stage last year. Ridiculous. Another reason he won’t get the credit he deserves is because he plays for the Raiders. Channel 9 don't really give them a shot. Probably a good thing though... the rest of the commentary team wouldn't appreciate spending three hours in a car with Andrew Voss. He's good on The Sunday Roast though.

                                Dribbler, in action.

To digress, more questions remain unanswered in the ACT:

Will the raiders’ pre season match against Belconnen be attended by more than 45 people? I hope so because Belco have a wonderful team this year.
Will Dane Tilse be able to stay out of the ANU campus? Not sure but I'll be watching him like a hawk.
Will Daniel Vidot use another judo move in a fight this year? Hope so... watching his knee fly millimetres away from Ben Rogers' face last year was a highlight.


Daniel Vidot's knees are becoming his favourite weapon.

Will Joel Thompson renew acquaintances with Jarryd Hayne when the Eels and Raiders square off? Did anyone see Thompson attacking Hayne during the Indigenous All-Stars match? What was he smoking? There must be some history there and I dont think Hayne will forget.

Tip - They miss the eight due to lack of talent in the hooker position. The raiders have a decent 7, 6 and 1, but haven't had a good hooker since Lincoln Withers.
X Factor - Josh Dugan. He could be something, this kid.
Premiership odds - $34.00 - have a crack if you are a raiders fan, they might win enough homes games to sneak into the eight and then who knows. Having said that, I think we all know the truth.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

2010 NRL season preview - Penrith Panthers

As always, the Panthers have big forwards and fast backs - the problem in recent years has been their hooker and halfback.

Luke Priddis and Craig Gower were the last successful combination at the foot of the mountains, and won them a premiership in 2003. I don't think Kevin Kingston and Luke Walsh will give the same hope to Panther fans.

Although they are both very talented, it’s always a difficult combination to develop. However, there are bigger questions to answer for panthers fans.

When will the Jarrod Sammut experiment end? - Coach Matt Elliott is ready to send him to the NSW Cup and judging by Jarrod’s profile picture on the Panthers website, a pub team might be where he belongs.


                                                        A brave move Jarrod.

Is this the year Wade Graham announces himself as a future star? He appears to have the skills.
Will Michael Gordon get the accolades he deserves for being one of the best wingers in the game? I hope so. A phenomenal goal kicker as well.
How many more NRL clubs can Travis Burns play for? I say 10.

Will their fans get so drunk at home games that they think above is the mythical Penrith Panther? Quite possibly.
Will petrol get cheaper than 70c a litre? If so it's a travesty because he is the Panthers key. If he gets injured, the season is over.
Tip - they make the eight on the back of workhorse trio: Nathan Smith, Luke Lewis and The House.
X Factor - Wade Graham.
Premiership odds - $21.00 - always worth a punt if you are from Mt Druitt and there is nothing better to do.

Friday, February 12, 2010

2010 NRL Season Preview - St George Illawarra Dragons

I could not help but publish the below response by a long suffering Dragons fan to recent guest posts. See below.

by P. Chipstone

As the kick off for 2010 fast approaches rugby league is on everyone's lips. The pants get tighter as our groin stirs to life with the expectations of this great game of ours. Questions play tricks with our hearts and minds.


Can the 'bred not bought' dogs invest in a steel cage for their fans? (Most of who probably have their licence plates displayed in the right hand column of this page...)

Will the dragons finally jump that final hurdle?
Will our city hallways and fire exits remain faeces free?
Will parra do anything worthwhile in the first 14 weeks?
Can south's barge their way into the semis like a runaway freight train?
Will more egotistical self proclaimed 'superstars' turn their backs on our great game for the mighty dollar?
Will we conquer this rabid beast that emerges in the west? (I dare not print the acronym)
So many questions will be answered in due time. Some, not so soon.

The mighty dragons prepare for another onslaught of high expectation from long time heartbroken fans. Like moi. With Trent merrin set to fill Justin Poore’s boots the dragons had a boot camp style pre season on the NSW south coast. Putting in some cow tipping as well, Jamie Soward’s strike rate was a measly 46%.



Hopefully with the experience gained from the back end of 2009 will the relatively young dragons (Michael Weymann aka horse is only 25) be able to strike at the right time or will they do what is expected by every non saint’s fan in the nation, nay in the WORLD?

My hopes, prayers and dreams are that we finally overcome this beast of burden and hold high the mighty prize that has eluded us for 30 years. Dare we dream of a perfect world? Well... my message to all red and white soldiers out there is YES WE CAN...

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

2010 NRL Season Preview - Parramatta Eels

by P. Ritchness.

"After kicking off their 2009 season in late July, the Eels made a charge to the Grand Final, where once again they fell short to finals bogey side, Melbourne. Inspired by a Jarryd Hayne led attack, the Eels revived interest in Rugby League with their prolific run to October highlighted by the SFS thriller against Bryce Gibbs’ Tigers and the unforgettable preliminary final victory over bitter rivals, the Bulldogs. The return of old heads combined with the rise of young stars Daniel Mortimer, Tim Mannah and some astute acquisitions have again led Eels supporters to believe that 2010 will spell the end of a premiership drought that has lasted nearly a quarter of a century (or 7 years less than St George’s own drought).



As an avid Eels supporter, I would like to believe this is the year. As an avid Eels supporter, I have also seen the promise of premiership glory destroyed by inept management, Brian Smith coaching and mind boggling on-field performances. With that in mind, I can only suggest that the Eels will march through the season undefeated and storm (excuse the pun) through September to set up a showdown with old rivals Manly in the premiership decider. I hate Manly.

Predicted Finish – 1st

Player to watch – Daniel Mortimer. After a stellar rookie season, and with Ben Roberts and Steve Turner hot on his tail as the Bulldogs ideal five eighth, Mortimer will have to continue to build on his game as opposing coaches attempt to “find him out”.

I told you so – Daniel Anderson; who fell agonisingly short of the opportunity to tell his critics to eat humble pie. Again working his players harder this off season than Hugh Hefner works Viagra.

The Brad Fittler “we can’t win without you so please don’t get hurt” player – Nathan Hindmarsh. Much like the old Hurstville City Pacers and their star Guard, when Hindy is out, the Eels don’t win.



Get used to the heat, I’m on the very very warm seat – Nathan Cayless. After producing towards the back end of the year, Caylo will be in the last year of a contract that has paid him more than Tiger Woods missus’ divorce settlement. With a beefed up forward pack led by Fui Fui, Cayless is no longer irreplaceable and will need to earn his spot on the field.

I don’t want your money honey; I want your love – Luke Burt. Aside from a well known Sydney property developer, I have been the most vocal of Burt’s detractors. I will be the first to say he was outstanding at the back end of 2009 and arguably the Eels best on GF day. He has taken pay cuts and been moved from his preferred fullback position to remain at the club.

Sorry sir, by law we cannot serve you anymore alcohol – Feleti Mateo needs to stay fit and stay away from the Albion Hotel to achieve his other worldly potential. Having consumed more schooners in Parramatta establishments than Geehad, Shadi and Tim Smith combined; AA may be the only course of action short of shipping him off to Kevin Moore in 2011.

Don’t worry bout the inauguration, just give me my crown – Faster than a Kings Cross bullet (or Horry in the bedroom) and knees that can knock a wingers head clean off, who else but Jarryd Hayne to back up his sensational 2009 with another stellar season and claim his place as the best player in the game".

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

2010 NRL Season Preview - Wests Tigers

by B.Cougar

"I'd like hearken back to my hard hat blue collar days of yore on the lahwis scene to provide you with this season's West's Tigers preview. Stay with me here friends. Looking through the team line up I see a lot of potential.


You got big red up front, Keith Galloway. The more you drink the better this bloke looks and the longer he stays on the dance floor (or injury free) the more likely he is to get picked up by a NSW selector.



Robbie Farah is your typical sydney chick. All fluff and bluster with the hair and nails, dancing around with one drink all night and making themselves get noticed. When it comes go time they rely on their cousins to get them out of a jam and at the end of the day lack the substance to make the step up in class away from the punchy.

Benji Marshall is everyone's favourite little party girl. A firecracker that always delivers but you wonder whether they got the staying power to last out the recovery party without going all jelly head on you. When they go the distance there are none better.

Gareth Ellis is your typical pommy backpacker. Knows the trade inside out and is here to put up big numbers before going back to England.

Now Chris Lawrence is an interesting bird. Knows how to light it up at the local and there are none faster at getting to the bar and back with some sweet shots, but the jury is out on whether they can get the same results in the cabana poolside at the Ivy.



Finally, for comic relief you got the partners in crime back together. Bryce Gibbs (pictured below right) is a cross-dresser and Liam Fulton the hag (pictured below left). Together good for a laugh and always bring something to the table but watch out for surprises.



All in all this team has more entertainment potential than the lingerie football league. Will be absolutely spectacular to watch all year and we definitely hope to see them at the 'Enchantment under September dance'. I think they are more likely to win Miss Congeniality than Miss Australia though as there are some pretty good sorts in the NRL mansion".

Monday, February 1, 2010

NRL Footballers and the Media

After reading an article by an American journalist about the dual public image created by their brightest sporting stars and how this makes for negative overall publicity, I couldn’t help but think of the media attention showered upon NRL players and how it has affected their media personas. Perhaps a few incidents in recent years may be the start of a trend.

League fans could name hundreds of these incidents from multiple public urination stories to other ‘big’ news articles about the colour of Craig Wing’s shirt. More importantly, this type of news reporting might be selling newspapers but worse than this, has given the media sharks a taste of blood in the water.


                                                         "Craig Wing! Craig Wing!"
                                         
Suddenly, the Sydney media now act as our own version of the paparazzi, with a little mix of News of the World thrown in. (coincidentally owned by News Ltd). This brings me to my point and a warning for the Rugby League media and consumer.

If we’re not careful, we will lose more and more footballers to other codes or some of them with simply disappear. The Matthew Johns saga? The media went to such great pains to make Johns look like a criminal that now, one of the great rugby league minds is no longer coaching our kids or our young halves. He is changing professions completely and more could follow.

Another example is a story about the imbecile who tried to pick a “fight” with Benji Marshall and then get paid for the photo of said incident, which a Sydney newspaper actually paid for! The Tigers international must have been furious. Anyone would be.

Finally, and more relevant for this issue, the Darius Boyd incident. His now infamous interview occurred about 3 weeks after drug taking rumours arose from the QLD origin 3 camp in 2009. Even though Justin Hodges and friends all seemed like they had been smoking crack during the end of origin 3 last year, but that’s beside the point. Boyd was insulted and followed the age old Rugby League tradition: a Square Up for himself and his teammates.

If this does not represent a problem to the NRL, this blog fears for our future.

In this future, I see league players turning more and more into robots in front of the camera and/or microphone. I see young league players separating their image into public and private. Most of these kids have only just started 'media training' and there is nothing they would enjoy less than giving an interview. Tabloid journalism is making that a whole lot more difficult.

Why would a footballer want to impart anything but the bare minimum to a group of journalists who make a living from passing judgment on, and embarrassing his teammates? We are heading for a future of faceless footballers and cynical coaches – if we aren’t there already. Have you ever watched the Fox Sports post game coverage on Monday nights? Horrible. Des Hasler is the worst of them, but at least he makes me laugh. Des actually looks like he is planning your murder when he is answering your question. Brilliant.



                                          "First, I'll chop off his toes..."

The more unjustified scrutiny these people are placed under, the deeper into their shells they will go. End result is less exposure and less money for the Rugby League journalist which, I assume, goes against everything the media stands for. A suggestion here would be, perhaps, not to alienate every single player and coach whilst doing your job! Just a thought.

We all have an instinct to protect ourselves and our mates.

Please don’t get me wrong….. I love off-field news, I love reading ‘behind the scenes’ articles. A good example can be found in the Fairfax press recently about the South Sydney Rabbitohs off-season with new coach, John Lang.

Josh Rakic has penned a beauty here. He included some great quotes from ex footballers who played under Lang. Specifically, about some management tools used by the premiership winning coach to motivate different players: e.g.

Craig Gower: get right up him
Ryan Girdler: don’t say a word
Tony Puletua and Joe Galuvao: give them a cuddle

This is magnificent writing and what I love to read about as a footy fan. No inappropriate search for a hidden controversy. (Warren Smith is the greatest exponent of this tactic adopted by many league commentators, closely followed by Terry Kennedy).
As league fans we shouldn’t promote any petty journalism that is used to settle scores, create drama or reward idiots. I do not want to spend money on a newspaper, or give ratings to a TV station that reports on footy players who may have found themselves in a spot of drama, and then label them as ‘troubled’ for the rest of their careers. The Greatest Game of All deserves better.



Who made them ‘troubled’?

I hope to exist in a world where we watch these blokes on the footy field - enjoy the entertainment and if possible, find out a little bit of what makes them tick. I fear a world where fans are kept so far away from footballers that the consequence is a culture similar to that of American sports stars who avoid the public and are completely withdrawn during every interview with the media.

This reaction is understandable. How can anyone trust the media? Footballers are not seeking fame when they grow up pursuing a dream. We must remember that most of our Rugby League players are not from private schools or a privileged upbringing. Don’t expect them to offer an outspoken interview at age 21, let alone after certain sections of the media have ridiculed them based on some conservative, moralistic expectation. Of course only when it suits. Here’s hoping an independent NRL commission can go some way to creating a relationship where the media serves the sport it covers, and does not destroy it.