Friday, March 23, 2012

Parramatta fan has emotional breakdown.

My mate Ritcho... a lifetime Eels fan has finally cracked after Parra lose their first 3 games and the Sydney Morning Herald publishes this survey.

How has he cracked? Please read the following quote from Ritcho after I accused him of not caring about footy this year:

"Haven’t stopped caring, it’s just like one of those blokes who has been in a relationship for 20 years and is so brow beaten he doesn’t fight back//leave her/find someone else. From time to time she is that woman you fell in love with. And you hope that everything goes back to the way it was. BUT NO. Things don’t change. She still tells you off in public. Yells at you at home. Demands her permission being granted for outings. Those rare blissful moments become more fleeting. And you lose your lust for life.

I’m that bloke.

Parramatta is that heartless wench."

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