One of my favourite sports journalists in the US, Bill Simmons, introduced one of these lists for NBA players a while back. I thought we could do the same for the NRL, so let's keep an open and dirty mind shall we?
1. Lance Hohaia – great at the back
2. Jason Nightingale - definitely less obvious but the perfect adult film star name
3. Joel Reddy - you follow me so far?
4. Joel Moon - its getting easy now
5. Kris Inu - in who?
6. Ben Rogers – has to be a UK adult film star
7. Cooper Cronk - "And this name is so bright and so sharp that the sign -- it just blows up because the name is so powerful. ... It says.... COOPER CRONK"
8. Jarrod Hickey - simple, but effective
9. Alan Tongue – Captain
10. Russel Packer - Perfect name for this team. Good squad so far.
11. Big Willie Mason - I'm now using a creative license.
12. Paul Gallen - the adult film industry would spell it … Gallon.
13. David Stagg - takes me back to high school.
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14. Glen Buttriss – you would laugh if this was in the film credits
15. Ben Lowe – subtle, but this is one of my favourites; and we need interchange forwards
16. Beau Champion – perfect first name and a favourite in the industry
17. Nate Myles – if you know what I mean
18th man: Colin Best – not good enough today but starred in the 70s
Coach: Rick Stone - I'm sure there must be an adult film actor with this name. It's perfect.
Ast coach: Kevin Moore - perhaps a stretch, but now I’m just giggling like a teenager.
Ladies and Gentleman - I present to you the NRL's Adult Film All Stars!
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